Teenager Who Sexually Assaulted Chicken Tells Court ‘The Chicken Was Asking For It!’

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P.S – THIS IS A PIECE OF SATIRE. IT HAS NO RELEVANCE TO TRUTH. EVERYTHING STATED IN THE PIECE IS FICTIONAL EXCEPT THE ORIGINAL INCIDENT THAT TOOK PLACE. 

The news that has come to Pakistan as a complete shock, a boy who sexually assaulted a chicken just took a new turn. The 14-year-old boy who allegedly raped the chicken and killed it was presented in court today.

Also present in the court was the family of the deceased chicken, who only demanded one thing, #JusticeForTheChicken. With formal proceedings starting, the 14-year-old boy confessed to the court that he actually did sexually assault the chicken, but also claimed of his innocence.

According to the boy from Punjab, the chicken and he knew each other for quite a long time. Every day he would leave for school and return home, the chicken would walk in his alley, looking at the boy secretly. The boy said that he used to ignore the chicken, but when he noticed that she stood to wait for him after school every day, it gave him wrong ideas.

The boy told the court that a day before the incident took place, he looked the chicken in the eyes, and noticed that it was asking for it. The chicken couldn’t say it with its mouth because it doesn’t speak, but the way it reacted confirmed the boy that she wanted him.

On the day of the incident, as per the boy, the chicken winked at him while he was going to school. When he returned, the chicken had already dressed provocatively, confirming the boy that it was very interested in an affair. The boy said that he did not assault the chicken, but whatever happened, was with the chicken’s consent.

The judge then asked the boy if whatever happened was with the chicken’s consent, what was the reason to kill her? The boy, holding back tears, said that he wanted to prepare a meal for two, but by mistake, he slaughtered the wrong chicken.

The young boy pleaded his innocence in court saying that it was the chicken’s fault all along. Since day one, it had laid eyes (not eggs) on him. Every day it dressed provocatively to seduce the young boy. His final words were: “The chicken actually got what it deserved, it should have acted decently.”

Additional Note: The whole point and purpose of this article is to taunt, in a light manner, stupid arguments that are presented in the culprit’s defense whenever an incident of rape takes place in Pakistan. Also, the purpose of this piece is NOT to make fun of the young boy, but to tell our teenagers that everything living (which has legs) should not be sexualized.