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Note: This is a piece of satire. It has not been written to humiliate Ahmed Shahzad or subdue his contribution towards the country’s cricket team. Satire articles should be taken in a lighter mood.
Virat Kohli, one of the best cricketers of his generation, is nothing less than a prodigy. At a young age, he has managed to conquer the world and shatter most records due to his brilliance on the field. Kohli is said to be a greater batsman than Sachin in his prime, and the Indian cricketer has millions of fans all over the world.
Even though many might admire Virat Kohli, his biggest fan, shockingly, lives across the border in Pakistan. One Pakistan man went to extreme lengths just because he admired Kohli a lot. The man, who has been recognized as Ahmed Shehzad, has gone through 50 different surgeries to look like Virat Kohli.
The Pakistani man has invested everything he had and owned into mimicking his Indian counterpart, and has now started resembling him too. However, even though Ahmed is an extremely good cricketer, he still hasn’t managed to come at par with the Indian’s brilliance on the pitch.
Every day in the morning, he wakes up happy, just because he now resembles his idol. Due to Kohli’s fame, the Pakistani man has now started to get local ads on the television as well.
With the Indian film industry ready to make a movie on Virat Kohli’s life, famous Indian director Sanjay Leela Bhansali has stated that Ahmed Shehzad will be used as Kohli’s body-double and stuntman because Shahzad is extremely good at falling from the top.
Kohli has also shown amazement at the Pakistani man’s surgeries, promising that once he is done with the England tour, he would meet his biggest fan one on one, that too over a Duck dinner because that’s Ahmed Shehzad’s favorite food.
People on social media have been shocked by the Pakistani man’s decision to spend everything he had on his surgeries. Others have said that when a woman can try and look like Angelina Jolie, why can’t a man do it to look like Virat Kohli? Whatever women can do, men can do as well.
Pictures of the man after his surgery are going viral on social media, and many have said that the Pakistani man has now started resembling Virat. However, only time will tell if Ahmed Shehzad can step up and start batting like him too.
